Bio

Hi! I’m Kelsey, a Los Angeles-based professional with over a decade of experience bravely admitting to people at parties that I am a “writer.” I know how to make people pay attention to your brand and, better yet… to like it. My testimonials include such glowing praise from colleagues as “this header made me chuckle” or “I guess you’re better than ChatGPT after all.”

In my free time, I write about horror and act as the personal assistant to a small bulldog whose talents include weird bubbling noises, withering looks, and eating garbage on walks.